Martensen

Strive

Manuel Martensen — Tue, 06 Mar 2012 21:23:28 +0000

Hörnem Haawen

Manuel Martensen — Fri, 02 Mar 2012 11:28:15 +0000

Süđerk fan Raantem

Manuel Martensen — Thu, 01 Mar 2012 23:18:54 +0000

City of Samba

Manuel Martensen — Sat, 25 Feb 2012 19:23:22 +0000

Coastal Kids, Australia

Manuel Martensen — Fri, 24 Feb 2012 18:21:04 +0000

A post about a cat… Jesus.

Manuel Martensen — Sun, 19 Feb 2012 18:41:15 +0000

I am terribly sorry.

I have long and thoroughly thought about posting something cat related here. I’ve never posted something cat related ever in my life — not here nor elsewhere — eventhough we once had an oustandingly awesome cat.

Anyhow, we all know that the interweb is based on 50% cat related stuff, 49% porn, & 1% other stuff. You see, everybody posts about cats and I really wanted not to join in to that nonsense. But I must, I simply can’t not post this cat video.

Little advice: turn your speakers on, this cat is just too cute.

Quite Interesting

Manuel Martensen — Sun, 19 Feb 2012 00:37:30 +0000

What is air mostly made of? → Not oxygen.
How many moons does the earth have? → Not one.
Which is the biggest tyre manufacturer in the world? → Lego.

Carboarding

Manuel Martensen — Sat, 18 Feb 2012 16:21:44 +0000

Two weeks ago I almost broke my ribcage doing some carboarding because the fucking parking lot recieved only five centimeters of snow and something in me decided to flip over and brake with my chest on the rock solid frozen gravel, so in honor of that great feeling I thought I share my internationally known carboarding video again, just in case you missed or ignored it the first time I’ve posted it.

The editing director was a bit slow, I gotta admit that, and I, my friends, asure you that we fired him right after the premiere in Quebec, because after one minute or so the video get’s a tiny bit boring, but you can always pause it, take a bath, clip your nails and continue later.

1, 2, 3, 4, Boom

Manuel Martensen — Sat, 18 Feb 2012 16:06:18 +0000

Me and me mate and all around good sport Nils at one of our outstandingly divine beatboxing sessions. We hoped to break the charts with this jewel, an we thought we almost did, but somehow this never happend. Must be the happy colors, or the dull lyrics, or how dope we dressed up, or maybe we were just too much above super at the time and the world just wasn’t ready for our pure awesomeness multiplied by eternity. Who knows.

But don’t feel guilty if you are already there and notice some weird urge to worship us. It happend before, we can handle it. Bring it.

And the Oscar goes to…

Manuel Martensen — Thu, 16 Feb 2012 22:01:05 +0000

German tv station NDR asked me about the parking situation in the Harz Mountains but they edited me down to a silly 2 seconds which makes me sound a little retarded. Anyhow, now that I’m a celebrity please leave me the fuck alone, no pictures.

My mistake, didn’t get the Oscar. Got a Razzie insead though.